Today was eventful. Upon Mr. Johnson's request we attempted to shower his filthy body, which dear friends, resulted in his passing clean out. He was seated on the comode sweating, babbling, and panting, when boom! Back of head hit wall behind toilet, with eyes rolled back in head. The force and horrible noise sent him upright again, still in a ranting stupor. I then wisely positioned my whole body behind his while we waited for him to return to this planet. I was, at the time, cool, calm, and collected, but would have been totally screwed had he gone forward or been standing up.
Standing without ultra sling in a steamed up bathroom was the cause of this dilemma.
Instead we went for the sponge bath for today. Perhaps tomorrow we shall try again. Stay tunned for another episode of "Johnson in recovery."
With a smile,
Jenny
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