Friday, September 16, 2005

Donut Eating Contest

Ok so Tony and the guys at work have come up with another contest.. and.. it's not so fitness oriented. It's a donut eating contest!

Tony has 8 hours to eat 12 donuts. If he does he gets $40. If he doesn't he has to pay $40 out. We have an additional dozen Blueberry Cake and Boston Cream donuts that are worth $5/donut after the first dozen are put down.

Tony's goal is to recoup the $50 he lost on the fitness contest! To do this he will need to eat 2 donuts per hour throughout the day.

I'll be taking a photo of each donut and posting here :)



8:05 am
Donut #1 - Jelly Filled (Tony hates fruit filled donuts)


8:07 am
Donut #2 - Apple Filled


8:10 am
Donut #3 - Chocolate Cake


8:32 am
Donut #4 - Chocolate Cake ("still good") he says


9:26 am
Donut #5 - Chocolate Frosted w/Fruity Foo Foo Jimmies


10:05 am
Donut #6/#7 - 2 Krullers
"What the fuck - these taste like balls" <-- great Tony quote


12:00 pm
Donut #8/#9 - Glazed / Chocolate Frosted


12:00 pm
Donut #10 - Glazed -- Not looking so good


12:00pm
Todd creates side bet for $20 with Tony that he can eat the 12 Boston Creme and Blueberry Cake donuts before TOny can finish the rest of his dozen. Todd subsequently quits after eating 3.5 donuts and laying on the conference floor in disgust.


1:40 pm
Donut #11 - Glazed with white frosting (I think he's going to make it!)

EDIT - Actually I hear him dry heaving in his office. If he ralphs he has to eat it up or it doesn't count. Oh god.. please ralph.. please ralph


2:04 pm
Donut #12 - It's taking him about 30 minutes to eat this one donut and he's not done yet. Not sure if he's going to make it without ralphin'


2:44 pm
Tony gets rid of his payload


2:45 pm
Tony looks good after praying to the bowl.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Those are not donuts.. they are pure evil masquerading as delicious donut-shaped treats!

If I ever see another "donut", it will be too soon! :D

CatSpit said...

cant.. stop... laughing...

Melvin "eM" Arroyo said...

WOW. That rocks!! this reminds me of a contest we'd have in the military. See who can eat anentire MRE cracker (contains 2 crackers) in 1 minute without using any liquids to wash it down. Not too many can do it. I never tried, but it was funny to watch my privates (soldiers, hehe) attempt and fail.

Jenni said...

Wow Jay! I was looking to you guys for HEALTH food inspiration! *smiles* To the SSG em249ine, I did that... and succeeded. Then I drank a canteen full of water before I could get anything else down. I felt like I had tried eating the Gobi Desert! *smiles*
Tood you poor thing! Don't know know that all donuts are is Ass covered in Frosting. Atleast, that is where it always ends up on me!

Anonymous said...

How does he know what balls taste like?