Ok this thing is What The F@#! winner of the month for a miriad of reasons.1. Shouldn't it be titled. "Cheap Auto Thiefs Kit"?
2. If it is for "legitimate purposes" wouldn't you store this thing in your locked fucking car?
3. If it's to help others and not yourself... doesn't that just make you a slower/less skilled triple A wannabe?
Although the price is certainly right, this product makes zero fucking sense to me. Am I missing something here?
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OMG. Where did you find that?
Holy crap...
I can see it now, a whole generation of wanna-be theifs going to the local Wal-Mart to pick up their car theif kit before venturing out to practice their trade of choice.
That's fucking retarded.
Nah, they've sold these for years at auto parts stores. We used to buy Slim Jims at Western Auto back in the day, and would occasionally even use them for legal purposes!
I'm ordering 2. One for the car and one for the house.
:-D. Wal-Mart will begin to experiance a rise in car thefts in their own lot the day they release the product. That shoudl be the catch phrase: "Don't have a car yet? Leave with one!"
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