Wednesday, February 08, 2006

WTF winner of the month!

Ok this thing is What The F@#! winner of the month for a miriad of reasons.

1. Shouldn't it be titled. "Cheap Auto Thiefs Kit"?
2. If it is for "legitimate purposes" wouldn't you store this thing in your locked fucking car?
3. If it's to help others and not yourself... doesn't that just make you a slower/less skilled triple A wannabe?

Although the price is certainly right, this product makes zero fucking sense to me. Am I missing something here?

4 comments:

Chris Bloom said...

OMG. Where did you find that?

Anonymous said...

Nah, they've sold these for years at auto parts stores. We used to buy Slim Jims at Western Auto back in the day, and would occasionally even use them for legal purposes!

k o w said...

I'm ordering 2. One for the car and one for the house.

Tevin said...

:-D. Wal-Mart will begin to experiance a rise in car thefts in their own lot the day they release the product. That shoudl be the catch phrase: "Don't have a car yet? Leave with one!"